the vid speaks for itself.
I should do this to a coworker of mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCqkXbOndYs
the vid speaks for itself.
I should do this to a coworker of mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCqkXbOndYs
we have a guy in our office that everybody loves to hate. we act like he writes books called "Gloom and Doom". Every time he starts talking his stupid shit we'll email each other something like
"Gloom and Doom" Volume 396 / Parenting by D*** F***
then we all start laughing and he's not in on it.
yesterday, I actually had Chinese food for lunch. I made my own little scrap of paper with a weird font and acted like it was in my fortune cookie. It said, "Killing a co-worker is much more gratifying than you might think"
I left it lay on the edge of my desk all day because he is a nosey bastard. He came in and read it (I saw his reflection in the glass) and walked out without saying anything.
our boss's name is Ron. sometimes Ron will put a sticky note on my desk or computer that says, "Adam, call me, Ron" or "Adam, come see me, Ron"
well well well... sometimes he leaves the "Adam" part off. They just say "See me, Ron" or "Call me, Ron"
guess what... I save them in my desk. then when our Mr. Douchebag goes out to see a customer or goes to lunch, I stick the note on his computer.
then, I take it one step further and if I see Ron I tell him Mr. Douchebag was looking for HIM.
sometimes these things will take place down the hall and you just have to live with the fact that you're not going to see how they play out, but sometimes, they happen right in front of us and it's like the old Laurel & Hardy "who's on 3rd and what's on 1st" scenario.
It's freaking hilarious.
lol. oh my. we have quite a group in the lab too. We have one that talks err..argues all day. We prank call her. The one day we asked her if anyone had puppies for sale. She was ticked. Yelling into the phone, this is a laboratory! haha. Its great hearing her on the phone though. She calls the floor and harasses the nurses all the time. She will ask them in a sarcastic tone, 'Are you a nurse?' Like they are too stupid to possibly be a nurse.
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by Troll
yesterday, I actually had Chinese food for lunch. I made my own little scrap of paper with a weird font and acted like it was in my fortune cookie. It said, "Killing a co-worker is much more gratifying than you might think"
I left it lay on the edge of my desk all day because he is a nosey bastard. He came in and read it (I saw his reflection in the glass) and walked out without saying anything.
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