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  1. 03-18-2008, 04:43 PM #1
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    Talking Missing husband

    Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
    the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT
    BETTER BE THERE!!"

    The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
    her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the
    house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him!
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    NEWS REPORT
    Male body found in dumpster with bathroom scale logged in rectum. Police currently have no suspects but are questioning local residents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUTHLESS View Post


    NEWS REPORT
    Male body found in dumpster with bathroom scale logged in rectum. Police currently have no suspects but are questioning local residents.
    Thats as funny as the joke. LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUTHLESS View Post


    NEWS REPORT
    Male body found in dumpster with bathroom scale logged in rectum. Police currently have no suspects but are questioning local residents.
    OUCH!



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  15. 03-19-2008, 09:07 PM #15
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