BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh, PA --Pittsburgh Steelers football practice was delayed
nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown
white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Bill
Cower immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal
investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that
the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely
to encounter the substance again this season.
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