This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to
look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head
the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the
man, Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed
you have a small head. Is this a birth defect?
The man said No, I got this in the war. My ship was
torpedoed by the German's in WWII. I was the only survivor
on the ship so I swam to shore.
One day a mermaid swam up to me and said she would grant me
three wishes. For my first wish I wanted to return to the
U.S. The mermaid granted that wish. My second wish was to
have all the money I would ever need. Wish granted. My third
wish was to have sex with the mermaid. She said, I can't
grant that wish because mermaids can't have sex.
So I said,How about a little head
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