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    Stock market tips.

    Subject: Stock Market

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

    With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

    If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

    But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

    This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

















    LOL, saw this on another board.
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    lol nice!

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    LOL. Based on the returns, if I recycled, I should be a Millionaire!!

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    LOL, sad but true.

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    BAAARRRRPPP!

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    lol. oh my.

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