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    Married Life


    Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

    After a few days they meet again.....

    The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.'

    The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

    The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'HeyBatman, what's for dinner?
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    lol.... sad but true!!
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    married ?

    It'd be more like "What did that shit cost?"
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    So Mark did your wife return the stuff after that? hahahaha j/k
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    It'd be more like "What did that shit cost?"
    x2 lmao ,,, sooo true
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    Quote Originally Posted by 383taman View Post
    So Mark did your wife return the stuff after that? hahahaha j/k
    Yep just after I gave her a spanking! ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by u1arunit View Post
    Yep just after I gave her a spanking! ;)
    so it cost too much huh?:D

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