a guy is pulled over by the police for speeding on a bridge, the cop ask him why he was goin so fast. the driver said he was late for work, the cop asked him what he does and he said he was a doctor of anal streching. the cop said huh? what do you mean, the driver explained how he does it,
i first start off by using 2 fingers then 4 fingers then up to fist. then i use other tools to help me strech it out as far as it will go. i've had them strech out up to 6ft. the cop says what would you do with a 6ft asshole? the doc says give him a radar gun and put him on a bridge!!!
LOL....
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